圣诞出逃记

　　Dear Brigitte is one of the funniest comedies from the 1960s, about a tone-deaf, color-blind boy genius with one interest: Brigitte Bardot. James Stewart plays professor Robert Leaf, a typical college professor (when speaking of college professors typical means liberal, but this was 40 years ago and labels change). Leaf teaches poetry, lives in a houseboat in San Francisco, vocally opposes nuclear power and progress in general. He has an original way to make the family stick together - family concerts. His daughter calls him square. Leaf's 8-year old son Erasmus is played by Billy Mumy (Sammy the Way Out Seal, Lost In Space, Bless The Beasts & Children, Three Wishes). Leaf hopes to find artistic genius of some sort in his only son, and nurtures him in music, painting, literature, etc. But Leaf is disappointed, to put it mildly, when it turns out Erasmus has a gift for math, can out-think the colleges newest computer, instantly compute horse-race winners. I don't want to give away too much of the plot, but Erasmus had been writing to Bardot regularly, and after the family comes to depend on his ability, his love-sickness causes a mental block. Glynis Johns (Father's Delicate Condition, The Cabinet of Caligari, Mary Poppins) plays Leaf's wife. Ed Wynn (Requiem For A Heavyweight, Mary Poppins) is a neighbor / captain / narrator. Other cast include Fabian, Cindy Carol, John Williams, Jesse White, Jack Kruschen, and James Brolin in an early bit part. Brigitte Bardot appears at the end.

　　尼柯林是一位经验丰富的心理学家，她在一家惩教机构开始了一份新工作。她遇到了伊德里斯，一个犯下了一系列严重罪行的性犯罪者。经过五年的治疗，他即将开始他的第一个无人陪伴的缓刑期。他的从业团队对他的发展充满热情，但新人尼柯林不信任他，并试图对他的缓刑期施压。伊德里斯尽其所能说服尼柯林相信他的善意，但慢慢地，他变成了她从一开始就在他身上看到的那种控制欲很强的男人。两人之间的权力游戏开始了，尽管尼柯林有知识和经验，她还是完全陷入了困境。

　　This is story about a dentist with the talent of painlessly extracting teeth, and what happens to him as a result of being naturally good at his job. It is told with humour (much of it quite subtle, almost surreal, and in the background - imagine a street scene where everyone on the sidewalk on one side of the road walks in just one direction, and on the other side in the other), poignancy, and a frequent breaking of the 4th wall between the movie and the audience (think of what happens in Shakespeare's plays, and you'll be close). It also features some songs by Novella Matveyeva, a famous Russian singer-songwriter (her songs are sung by the leading actress).

　　青年王俊是一名潜水专家，受雇海龙潜水公司，前往打捞两箱在第二次世界大战时遗留于沉船的黄金。沉船地点暗礁密布，惊险重重，幸得王俊熟悉航海，好不容易才找到藏黄金之地。岂料他们的行踪早为前日本宪兵荒木一夫等掌握，将黄金强占，并将海龙潜水公司负责人杀死，胁迫王俊引航。王俊机智勇猛，与荒木一夫等展开激烈斗争，荒木等的快艇撞礁石沉没。王俊因而得了一大批黄金，后与女友甄甄结婚，迁往韩国，开设了一间规模庞大的牧场，并育有一女儿珊珊，过着愉快幸福的生活。王俊乐善好施，成为名流。原来荒木等人并未死，七年来苦苦追查王俊下落，终于追上门来，逼王俊交出黄金。王俊知道即使交出黄金，亦难保一家安全，再度与荒木等对抗……

　　An uplifting and heartwarming story about finding the magic of Christmas, no matter where you might be, This Is Christmas follows Adam (Alfred Enoch) and Emma (Kaya Scodelario) as they make their daily commute from the picture-perfect village of Langton to London for work. Every day they share their journey with the same characters, but they all keep themselves to themselves. But then one day, in the build-up to Christmas, Adam breaks the unwritten rule of travel and starts talking to the strangers on the train, inviting the whole carriage to hold their own Christmas party.

　　When William Gridley arrives from the US in London, he rents part of Carly Hardwicke's house from her and promptly begins to fall in love. Gridley doesn't know that many people think she killed her husband but his boss, the American ambassador, knows and doesn't take this "lapse of judgement" lightly. Since Carly is also American, Gridley saves his job by introducing her to the ambassador, who is promptly smitten and promises to help her. So when a Scotland Yard detective arrives, wanting to get to the truth one way or another, they say they'll help him. And then the comedic complications really begin.

　　普通高中生筒井光（佐野勇斗 饰）是一个二次元超级发烧友，他的爱好不被周遭所理解，只有另一个发烧友伊东悠人（ゆうたろう 饰）深深了解对方的处境和心情。因为游泳课迟到，他与学校内的超级大美女五十岚色叶（中条彩未 饰）被罚打扫卫生。色叶旷课逃学，绯闻不断，而且自有恃美貌而目中无人，简直集三次元女生讨人厌的地方于一身。对方迷人的外表令他心慌意乱，虽然讨厌可又着迷。几经周折，色叶向他表白，然而筒井粗鲁地拒绝了。另一天，筒井尾随色叶而行，结果目击到色叶被人冤枉盗窃的场面。关键时刻，筒井挺身而出，帮助女孩化解危机。随后他原本打算就之前的事情道歉，谁知脱口而出竟是“请和我交往”的话语。从这天起，筒井和色叶成为校园中一对受人指指点点的异样情侣……
　　本片根据那波麿的同名漫画改编。

　　人过中年的片山贵文（大森南朋 饰）是一家大型家具店的员工，坎坷人生令他疲惫不堪，找不到半点舒心的时候。他的老婆节子（YOU 饰）常年昏迷不醒，年幼的儿子岚（西本晴纪 饰）全靠片山一人抚养。在命运的安排下，片山鬼使神差走入了一间名为Bondage的俱乐部。一如负责人所说，超越了极致的痛苦之后，便能感受到莫名的快乐。片山与俱乐部签订了为期一年的契约，在此之后，各式各样的女王陛下接二连三出现在这名男子的面前。抑郁的片山总算从责罚中体会到久违的快乐，可是女王们的责罚逐渐升级，并且全然不顾时间和场合，随时随地能会出现。
　　招架不住的片山希望停止这一切，却发现自己仿佛坐上了一辆全然失控的飞车……

　　电影介绍     1999年的《老大靠边闪》(“Analyze This”)曾在票房榜上创造了奇迹，取得了1亿70万美元的票房佳绩。本片故事延续上一集。老大保罗-维蒂(Paul Vitti，罗伯特-德-尼罗饰，Robert De Niro)在纽约辛辛监狱的刑期就要期满了。但负责监视他的联邦调查局特工却倍感困惑，最近他们看管的这个纽约最臭名昭著的黑帮老大，在他关押的小屋里日复一日、神经般地踱来踱去，当然偶尔也会唱几句影片《西区故事》(“West Side Story”)中的主题曲。
　　维蒂是因为他的对头家族又向他发出死亡威胁而精神崩溃？还是想以他这种古怪的举止而早日离开监狱？联邦特工被弄得是一头雾水，维蒂以前的心理医生本-索贝尔(Ben Sobel，比利-克里斯特尔饰，Billy Crystal)也被召来，检查后也不明所以。
　　上一次，索贝尔给维蒂治疗时就曾想设法找出他日益焦虑的原因，但是毫无结果。要想找出维蒂脑海里潜伏着的病魔，让他恢复正常，这需要时间。而此时此刻，索贝尔并不想浪费时间，特别是对于维蒂，尤其是现在。
　　事实上，索贝尔自己也遇到了麻烦。他的父亲刚去世不久，使他陷入了个人生活和职业生涯的个性转变期。此外，索贝尔知道如果他让那个令人捉摸不透的维蒂再次出现在自己生活中的话，他的妻子劳拉-麦克纳马拉-索贝尔(Laura MacNamara Sobol，莉萨-库德劳饰，Lisa Kudrow)一定会火冒三丈。
　　但是，维蒂获得了假释，并且是在索贝尔的担保下，再次成了他的病人--更糟的是成为了他们家的房客，这个心不甘情不愿的心理医生发现他根本没有选择。为了使他的生活恢复以往的平静，索贝尔必须帮助这个黑帮老大恢复心智，找到一份合适的工作，回到正道上来。
　　终于，维蒂似乎开始认真对待治疗了。索贝尔也认为自己开始相信维蒂了。但是如果象卢-伦奇(Lou The Wrench)这样的家伙不断出现的话，他还能保持这份毅力吗？

　　故事发生在古代的越南，有一家名叫唐山馆的客栈矗立在荒郊野岭之中，在这里掌事的，是名叫乔氏（青恒 Thanh Hang 饰）的女掌柜。乔氏拥有好几个手下——桃氏（玉娟 Ngoc Quyen 饰）、柳氏和梅氏（武范艳咪 Diem My 饰），她们除了各个都姿色过人外，还是数一数二的杀手。在乔氏的带领之下，一众女子劫富济贫，在江湖上有口皆碑。
　　某日，当乔氏抢劫了一颗贡奉给朝廷的舍利之后，她和她的唐山馆惹上了杀身之祸。朝廷派出了密探禁军杨伶，他伪装成羊倌潜入了唐山馆内。铃兰（曾青霞 Tang Thanh Ha 饰）是杨伶的未婚妻，为了帮助恋人，她也乔装打扮混入唐山馆，但是在乔氏无微不至的照顾和帮助之下，两人之间产生了真挚的友谊。

　　When a demanding lover inspires her to write, an idle woman must fake the relationship in order to complete her new book.

　　丹麦第一神（经）编剧安诺斯托马斯延森和美剧《汉尼拔》扮演者麦斯米科尔森早期电影，两人05年合拍神片《亚当的苹果》 还合作过好多黑色喜剧，本片讲四个黑帮分子偷老大的巨款开餐馆且各自回忆童年，充满荒诞和丹麦式冷幽默，结局（看起来）相当治愈，世纪之交的北欧出了好多黑色喜剧，当时丹麦第一神（经）编剧的功力已现端倪，那时麥叔还没成为汉尼拔，居然演了个背心暴力男......