洋葱电视台以新闻播报准确及时而著称，同时还制作许多专题采访节目，比如采访动作明星“击蛋侠”（史蒂文•西格 Steven Seagal 饰）和清纯流行偶像歌手梅丽莎•雪莉（莎拉•迈克埃利戈特 Sarah McElligott 饰）等。随着美国的全球性文化输出，就连在中东恐怖分子集训营受训的恐怖分子也偷看洋葱电视台的节目。电视台的新闻主播诺姆•阿彻（莱恩•卡利欧 Len Cariou 饰）反对高层与大公司合营的决定，尤其对新闻播报时插播玩具企鹅的广告不满。忍无可忍的诺姆决定在某次直播过程中宣布自己深思熟虑的宣言，但就在开口之际，洋葱电视台突遭恐怖分子袭击，诺姆被挟持，事态严峻。

　　这部爱情喜剧片采用平行叙事的手法，讲述了四个单身朋友以不同的组合成为情侣的故事，对“灵魂伴侣”度概念提出了挑战

　　With ruthless US and Japanese investment banks circling Tuftons, a struggling two-hundred-year-old, family-run British bank, can its bumbling, incompetent chairman, Sir Charles Bunbury, fend off the onslaught and save the bank?

故事发生在一个宁静的小镇里，德斯特（约瑟夫·梅泽罗 Joseph Mazzello 饰）和艾瑞克（布拉德·兰弗洛 Brad Renfro 饰）是一对毗邻而居的同龄人。一场医疗事故打破了德斯特的平静生活，由于医疗设备的污染，德斯特在输血的过程中感染了可怕的艾滋病。尽管不幸从天而降，并非谁的过错，但德斯特一家还是遭到了居民们的孤立和排挤。                                                                      　　在大家眼里，艾瑞克是一个让人头疼的孩子，性格孤僻的他似乎和谁都处不好关系。某一日，隔着一道竹篱笆，艾瑞克和德斯特相遇了。性情相似的两人很快就结为了好友，艾瑞克想方设法的想要治好德斯特的病，在诸多治疗都以失败告终之后，艾瑞克毅然决然的带着德斯特踏上了求医之旅。

本片基于真实故事改编。Eismayer中尉是奥地利军队里最令人害怕的教官和模范的大男子主义者，但他私下里其实却是个同性恋。当他爱上了一个年轻的、公开出柜的同性恋士兵的时候，他的世界发生了翻天覆地的变化。

　　一个名叫Stella的年轻女子被*迫在“自我”的吸血鬼Edward和“好色”的狼人Jacob间选择。哪个男孩能满足Stella更亲密的需求得到演出。期盼大量的笑话，不适合年轻的Taylor Lautner影迷。
　　A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon, The Twilight Saga.
　　Raunchy hilarity ensues when Bella's life becomes threatened by the vengeful Victoria and her gang of bloodsucking newborns, and Edward and Jacob must put aside their differences in order to save Bella's life.
　　The love triangle of mortals, vampires and werewolves must be cast aside when the beloved Bella is in danger. Again. This time a gang of bloodsucking newborns threatens her life, and the two loves of her life are forced to put their differences aside to save her. Again.
　　From the director who brought you “The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Super Bad About it” comes the new wildly funny spoof of the latest films from the “Twilight Saga”: “New Moon” and “Eclipse”. Raunchy hilarity ensures when Bella’s life becomes threatened by the vengeful Victoria and her gang of blood sucking newborns and Edward and Jacob must put aside their differences in order to save her life ?From the director who brought you “The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Super Bad About it” comes the new wildly funny spoof of the latest films from the “Twilight Saga"

　　萨米尔(Samir)是一名身材高大、身材瘦长、40多岁的起重机操作员，他来自巴黎郊区的蒙特勒伊(蒙特勒伊)，深爱着他。他发现她是一个游泳教练在当地的游泳池,以及缺乏一个更好的计划,他决定让她的学生…虽然他可以完美地游泳。但他的谎言只会持续3个教训，他讨厌撒谎的人。真相的表面。Agathe是愤怒。结束吗?不！在一次商务旅行中，阿加西前往冰岛，在她和萨米尔之间建立了一个海洋。

After suffering a stroke, Judith Albright moves into a historic nursing home, where she begins to suspect something supernatural is preying on the residents.  In order to escape, she'll need to convince everyone around her that she doesn't actually belong there after all.